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Performances of Penelope have been cancelled for Tuesday, April 23 and Wednesday, April 24. If you had tickets to those performances, the Box Office will be reaching out with options for your tickets.

A white middle-aged man in a blue suit holding a suitcase, leans elbow against a human-sized model of Mars. Background is light blue.


Specialty Nights

  • Discussion Nights September 20 & October 12, 2022
  • Pride Night September 23, 2022

EXTENDED - DC Premiere

No Place to Go

August 30 – October 20, 2022


Bobby Smith stars in this musical ode to the unemployed with an enterprising twist.

A dedicated corporate “information refiner” has learned that his company is moving to a cheaper, but very (very) remote, location and taking the jobs with it. Backed by a jazz band, this permanent part-timer must decide whether to go and uproot his family’s life or embark on an unknown venture.

Sardonic wit merges with clever jazz, blues and bluegrass music for an irreverent capitalist critique of the personal cost of doing business.

“Immensely appealing… music, jokes and personal narrative [are] tightly knitted together into one consistent human package.”
The New York Times

Flip through the No Place to Go Program

Click the arrows to turn the pages, and click the box in the bottom right corner to view in full screen.

  • Running time is approximately 1 hour and 25 minutes, no intermission.

    This show is recommended for teens and adults and will use strobe effects. Signature does not admit children under 6 years old. Click here to read all content warnings.