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A New Musical

Safety Not Guaranteed

Mar 3 – Apr 12, 2026
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Single Tickets will go on sale July 11

A torn newspaper ad with text reading: "WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. I have only done this once before. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED." On either side of the ad are two individuals wearing dark goggles, with a background of red and yellow vertical neon lights.
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An imaginative indie-rock musical by Guster’s Ryan Miller and Nick Blaemire (Soon, Glory Days) based on the film of the same name.

WANTED: Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. I have only done this once before. SAFETY NOT GUARANTEED.  

After seeing this classified ad, ambitious journalist Darius sets out on an expedition to find its writer. When she agrees to go along for the ride, however, Darius finds herself in way over her head.

Heartwarming and hilarious, with an electrifying score, Safety Not Guaranteed asks, if you could go back and change your story – would you?

“Ridiculous fun…Safety Not Guaranteed has an appealingly indie sound...I caught myself humming” – The New York Times 

Music & Lyrics by Ryan Miller
Book by Nick Blaemire
Based on the film by Derek Connolly

Performance Information

  • Running Time

    Running time is approximately 1 hour and 45 minutes with no intermission.

  • Effects Warnings

    This show will use strobe and lighting effects, loud noises, theatrical haze and smoke.

  • Content Warnings

    This show will contain adult language and drinking/drug use.

  • Age Recommendation

    Recommended for ages 13+. Signature does not admit anyone under 6.

Specialty Performances

Discussion Nights

March 25 at 7:30PM & April 7 at 7:30PM

Go behind the scenes with an exclusive post-show discussion following select Tuesday and Wednesday performances.

Pride Night

March 20 at 8PM

A special Friday event for members of the LGBTQ community, family and friends with a lively post-show reception.

Accessibility

Signature Theatre offers several accessibility options to ensure our Theatre is welcoming to everyone.

Theatre Accessibility Info

Accessible Performances

ASL Interpreted

April 8 at 7:30PM

Masks Required

March 22 at 2PM

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